My Worst Essay

My Worst Essay-22
BUT I musta cobbled this together the night before my application was due. “Ideals and principles.” I musta been tryna make the essay longer to make it seem better. Not only was it badly-written but I clearly didn’t become a doctor (see: the fact that I was bullshitting).

BUT I musta cobbled this together the night before my application was due. “Ideals and principles.” I musta been tryna make the essay longer to make it seem better. Not only was it badly-written but I clearly didn’t become a doctor (see: the fact that I was bullshitting).

The thing is that I’ve always gotten As and whatnots on my papers and English has always been my strong suit. This essay was so bad that the word bad filed a restraining order against me for sullying its name.sooooo I said I wanted to be a doctor because I’ve always been smart. I wanna help folks and I picked being a doctor over a firefighter because I didn’t wanna run into a burning building. That show shoulda taught me that I didn’t wanna become one unless I get to work next to a hot doctor who looks like George Clooney. They can literally breathe life into someone, bringing them form the brink of death. I really did my best to sell them this ER-manufactured dream. A doctor does not only save a person, he/she saves that individual’s family from the pain of losing a loved one. It is images like those that further reassure my choice in becoming a doctor.” LOLLLLL WUT?!? I have always wanted to make a positive impact in someone’s life, and I can find no better way to do so than by being a doctor.” Let’s play a game of “Count how many times Luvvie can say ‘doctor’ in one paragraph.” And did I forget that pronouns besides “I” exist? I know doggone well I ain’t learn about NO diseases on ER. Writing a good college admissions essay is a mixture of luck and just straight-up sorcery. Nobody is banging out an essay in twenty minutes and doing a celebratory backflip out their bedroom window just to bring it all home. All I do know is that you should never, under any circumstances, start your essay off with one of these… If I had to describe myself in three words, they would be “anxious,” “itchy,” and “hungry.” 2. I know I’m late, but time is a social construct and your arbitrary “application deadline” means nothing in the vast chaos of an unfeeling universe. They’re literally breathing down my neck as we speak. My short-terms goals: find out how many Crunchwrap Supremes is Crunchwrap Supremes. I would like to attend this school because my parents are forcing me to write this essay. I’m not that great at writing, so in place of an admissions essay, please accept this Internet meme. Many students have blips in their high school records, and you want to explain them.But your personal essays should be about your character, not your academic record. I think the biggest issue facing society today is that we as a species can’t decide if the waffle taco is inherently good or evil. One time I overcame adversity by just, like, trying really hard. Ernest Hemingway once said, “Write drunk, edit sober,” so with that in mind I’d like to make a confession. That should tell you pretty much all you need to know.

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